Waifu.

(I messed up the legs really badly, but I mean, this is a literal ten minute sketch, so you can't really blame me.)

Waifu. . .why you so short.

You must stand on this box to be almost as tall as me and I'm still slouching.

GROW, WAIFU.

AND STOP CALLING ME HUSBADN. IT'S HUSBAND. >.<